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It's That Time again. 50 bad games, 25 okay-to-great hours.

 

Miss us live? Check out the archives over on youtube!

 

I don’t understand how there are more terrible games to play. We have played so many terrible games. Every Army Men game. Metacritic Worst Ever games. Even the Worst of the Best. Will we never be free? Playing terrible games for a whole day every year is our eternal curse...for the kids!

 
 

This year we’re mixing things up a little. We’re still going to be playing 50 terrible games in 25 hours to raise money for Seattle Children’s Hospital, but instead of one encompassing theme, we’re going to be doing variety show-style themed blocks of games!

 

The list of games is still secret, but we can reveal the blocks that we'll be suffering through:

 

No Goblin Sells Out
 

9:00am - Doritos VR Battle

9:30am - Coca Cola Kid

10:00am - M&M's Beach Party

10:30am - World Gone Sour

Panzer’s Palate Cleanser

11am

Yes! Let’s Play Some Imports!

11:30am - Oh No!

12:00pm - Suzuki Bakuhatzu

12:30pm - Seventh Cross Evolution

1:00pm - Planet DOB

1:30pm - Gekibo 2

Panzer’s Terrible Pick

2:00pm

Holywood D-Grade Matinee

2:30pm - Dukes of Hazzard

3:00pm - Stuart Little 2

3:30pm - The Mummy

4:00pm - The Crow: City of Angels

4:30pm - Blade II

Oatmeal’s Terrible Pick

5:00pm

Dan’s Kinect Torture Chamber

5:30pm - Michael Phelps: Push the Limit

6:00pm - Wipeout 2

6:30pm - Fighters Uncaged

7:00pm - Deca Sports Freedom

Panzer’s Palate Cleanser

7:30pm

The Sarge Club 1st Annual Septathlon

8:00pm - Sydney 2000

8:30pm - Olympic Gold: Barcelona '92

9:00pm - STREAM DONATOR CHOICE!

9:30pm - Hubert the Teddy Bear Winter Games

10:00pm - ESPN Track and Field

10:30pm - Mario and Sonic at the Sochi Olympics

Panzer's Closing Ceremony Pick

11:00pm

The Spooky Nightmare Block

11:30pm - KISS Nightmare Circus

12:00am - The Calling

12:30am - The Letter

1:00am - Alone In The Dark: The New Nightmare

Panzer’s Palate Cleanser

1:30am

Oatmeal from Donkey Kong’s Time Defying FMV Power Hour

1:00am - Corpse Killer

1:30am - Psychic Detective

2:00am - Max Magic

2:30am - Supreme Warrior

Adnelle’s Terrible Pick

3:00am

The Worst of Metacritic Addendum

3:30am - Tony Hawk's Pro Skater 5

4:00am - Horse Racing 2016

4:30am - Legends of Wrestling II

5:00am - SPOGS Racing

5:30am - Deal or No Deal DS

Dan’s Terrible Pick

6:00am

Adnelle’s Good Morning Block!

6:30am - Turok Evolution

7:00am - Iron Chef America: Supreme Cuisine

7:30am - Dog's Life

8:00am - Cooking Mama: Cook Off

The Final Stream Vote Choice

8:30am

 


If you donate, you'll be able to vote on which games we play for the Septathlon half time game, as well as the final game to be played at the end of the stream. Just mention which game you'd like to see from the list below:

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  • Shrek Super Party REMATCH!
  • Worms 3D
  • Crash Bash
  • Pac-Man Fever
  • Mart Racer
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Oh boy, do we have prizes!

 

For everyone who donates $25 or more, we'll enter you in the draw to win a fully stuffed PlayStation VR bundle signed by us!

 

 

Holy crap! That's right! Thanks to our pals at Sony, we're giving away all this to one lucky Sarge Club donator:

  • A PlayStation VR headset, signed by us
  • Two Move controllers
  • A PlayStation Camera (in that new style, too!)
  • Copies of 100ft Robot Golf, Roundabout, and Wayward Sky

All you have to do is donate $25 or more during the stream. This is cumulative too, so even your six donations of $4.20 will count too!

 

For everyone who donates $10 or more...

You'll be in the running for two amazing prizes:

 

Prize A: A commission from Soaps of you (or your character) in 100ft Anime Style!

 

 

If you win this prize, Soaps will draw you (or your personal original character) in the style of the characters from 100ft Robot Golf! 

 

Prize B: A commission from HelloWinter of you (or your character)!

 

If you win this prize, you'll get a self-portrait from HelloWinter, the talented animator who's work you also saw in 100ft Robot Golf!

 

Prize C: Solaire, but in huge plush form!

 

 

Praise the Sun! That's his catchphrase, right? This guy is made and generously donated by Flufflestuff (Esty store over here) and he's all yours if you win the raffle for him!

 

Prize D: This handmade neat scarf by Fae!

 

If you win this prize, you'll be the proud owner of a very nice scarf! It's handmade with love in every stitch by Fae!

 

 

For everyone who donates, regardless of price...

Everybody who donates will be put into the draw for a prize from our Big Prize Pool! Current prizes include:

 
  • A bunch of copies of 100ft Robot Golf (PS4) and Roundabout (PC, PS4 and XB1) donated by us.

  • A copy of Uncharted 4 (PS4 disc) thanks to our pals at Sony!

  • Copies of Wayward Sky (PS VR NA) thanks to Uber Entertainment!

  • Copies of Amplitude (PS4 NA) thanks to Mr. Mozz.

  • The Steam Code Grab Bag! Win a random game from our pile of random Steam codes! Don’t worry, they’re all good - they’re games like Jackbox Party Pack 2 and Keep Talking and Nobody Explodes.


Stay tuned for more prizes in the raffle pool! And don’t forget - you have to donate to get a chance to win!

We’re honestly humbled and shocked at the huge outpouring of support that we get every year we do Sarge Club. Thank you so much for supporting Seattle Children’s Hospital and for watching our 24 hour misery cavalcade. The state of our misery is strong!

 

-Dan, Panzer, Oatmeal and Adnelle!

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