I don’t understand how there are more terrible games to play. We have played so many terrible games. Every Army Men game. Metacritic Worst Ever games. Even the Worst of the Best. Will we never be free? Playing terrible games for 24 hours every year is our eternal curse...for the kids!
This year we’re mixing things up a little. We’re still going to be playing 48 terrible games in 24 hours to raise money for Seattle Children’s Hospital, but instead of one encompassing theme, we’re going to be doing variety show-style themed blocks of games! We’re still locking down the final segments, but already we have such impending disaster as...
The Worst of Metacritic, 2016 Addendum!
Metacritic’s Worst 100 games has changed substantially since 2014. It would be a disservice if we didn’t update our Worst of Metacritic videos with the latest in universally disliked garbage.
Dan’s Never Ending Kinect Torture Chamber!
Fine. FINE. Happy Easter, Kinect fans.
Oatmeal’s FMV Witching Hours!
Did you know that Oatmeal owns both a CD-i and a 3DO? We’re going to enter into the dark hours with some of the most terrible multimedia experiences pressed onto CD-ROM.
The 1st Annual Sarge Club Heptathlon!
Seven terrible competitive games. Four tired people on stream. Only one winner. Or loser? How does it work in this case?
...and more segments to be revealed!
Like last year, we’ll also be including special picks from each of the people on the couch, as well as both a half time viewer’s choice and a finale choice that everyone who donates can vote in!
Check back closer to the date for the full schedule and games to vote on!
As well as giving out codes and game tokens during the stream, everybody who donates will be put into the draw for a prize from our Big Prize Pool! Current prizes include:
A bunch of copies of 100ft Robot Golf (PS4) and Roundabout (PC, PS4 and XB1) donated by us.
A copy of Uncharted 4 (PS4) thanks to our pals at Sony!
The Steam Code Grab Bag! Win a random game from our pile of random Steam codes! Don’t worry, they’re all good - they’re games like Jackbox Party Pack 2 and Keep Talking and Nobody Explodes.
Stay tuned for more prizes in the raffle pool! And don’t forget - you have to donate to get a chance to win!
Update: Wow! We sold out of Sarge Club memberships in under a day! Thank you so much for supporting Sarge Club and Seattle Childrens. We'll have information on other bonuses soon.
We’re honestly humbled and shocked at the huge outpouring of support that we get every year we do Sarge Club. Thank you so much for supporting Seattle Children’s Hospital and for watching our 24 hour misery cavalcade. The state of our misery is strong!