The adventure continues.

It has been my honor to support Extra Life and Desert Bus the past two years. Thinking about how much I have been able to effect the lives of children in need fills my heart with joy. So, I am so pleased to be once again be participating in this huge worldwide celebration of the social impact of gamers of all kinds! It's my sincere hope that you will be able to support my efforts with a pledge that will go directly to the Seattle Children's hospital.

it gets Better (for you). 

The masochists of the Dungeons & Dragons Extra Life Team, have extended the event from 24 hours to 48 hours. THOSE MANIACS! The team will begin playing at noon on Friday, October 2nd and will stop playing at least by noon the following Sunday. My shift will be from 4AM to 8AM, on the Sunday morning.

(you) Choose my own adventure!

Below are the ways you can help me reach my donation goal while also helping me create my character! Donate amount listed and leave your selection as a comment (first donation to claim the trait has claimed it!), and you can choose my character's:

  • CLAIMED by Andrew F // Name (DWAYNE JOHNSON) - Naming rights to my character! You can provide it now, or no later than one week before the game! PG rated, please! This is for the childrens, after all.

  • CLAIMED by Andy M // Race (Dwarf) - What race should I play and RP the traits of? You may choose from elf, dwarf, human, halfling, dwarf, half-orc, drow, half-elf, dwarf, dragonborn, tiefling, or dwarf!

  • CLAMED by Joe L // Class (WARLOCK) - This is the big one, which is why it costs more! Choose all the main mechanics of my character! I usually play melee characters, but I'm excited to see what someone chooses! Available classes are: barbarian, bard, cleric, druid, fighter, monk, paladin, ranger, rogue, sorcerer, warlock, or wizard.

  • Background ($25) - How did my character grow up? What is his personality like? (Acolyte, Charlatan, Criminal, Entertainer, Folk Hero, Guild Artisan, Hermit, Noble, Outlander, Sage, Sailor, Soldier, Urchin)

  • Bond, Ideal, and Personality Trait ($25/each, Limit 4 total) Does my character have any of these? Donate to make it so! (3/4 CLAIMED - Bond to be revealed in-game, Flaw: Thinks he's the Tooth Fairy, Bond: Searching for long-lost father)

  • CLAIMED // Battlecry or catchphrase ($25, Limit 3) - Put your words in my character's mouth. PG-rated please! Okay, maybe PG-13. I wouldn't want to strain myself. ("Heavens to Murgatroid!", "Goonies never say die!","NICE SHOES!!!")

  • CLAIMED by Anon // Faction (Zhentarim) - The world of Faerûn has several different groups with their own internal philosphies and how they deal with others. Check them all out HERE, and choose one for my character to belong to! 



Revenge of the cleft chin.

If you liked my shorn face last year, or just liked watching me be mortified about losing my beard, GOOD NEWS, SADIST. If I reach my donation goal this year, I will once again shave my face. 

Sharpening the razor.

You can assist in prolonging my misery beyond the stream and into my normal life, with your donations. For every $100 I get above my goal, I will shave again, with no more than 3 days between depilitation. Right when it's starting to get cold out, too.

NOTE: The bounty ends when the marathon starts! This is so I can be clean shaven when my shift begins. I can't be leaving the table in the middle of the game to shave, folks. No, I will not shave AT THE TABLE. Well, maybe if I reach triple my goal or something crazy.



As my donation goal hits certain marks, you get to help me fight back against my Dungeon Master by equiping my character with perks, gear, or even EXTRA LEVELS! :O

$??? – Every dollar gotten will add 1 gold to spend during character creation

$50. Potion of Healing – Start with one extra potion of healing.

$100. Jackpot – My character starts with 500 extra gp to spend on weapons, armor, potions, etc.

$200. Reroll – I gain a reroll to use during the game.

$300. Critical Success – I can make one attack, saving throw, or check into a natural 20.

$400. Critical Failure – I can make one of the Dungeon Master's rolls into a natural 1.

$500. Level Up! – My character starts 1 level higher.

$750. Some Kind of Wondrous – My character starts with a random wondrous item.

$800. Gaze upon me! – I will wear and play my entire shift in my suit! It will be very warm, and I will be very uncomfortable. EVERYONE WINS.

$1000. Make a Wish – My character can use the Wish spell at any point during the game.

$1500. Extra Life – My character miraculously can return from the dead once during the game.My character can use the wish spell at any point during the game.

$2000. Seriously? – My character starts 2 levels higher.

srs bsns

This is all fun, but it's time for the feels. I really do need your help to reach my goal For The Kids. These brave-yet-scared kids deserve to have their lives brightened while they're dealing with scary circumstances. So, regardless of my character or perks, please make a safe, easy donation online today.  Click the "Support This Participant" button on this page to get started.  Thank you so much for supporting my efforts!





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